Mirabelle: But, but -- the book just appeared earlier! It's not actually mine!
Dean President: A likely story!
(Quisler Wormsley looks smug.)
Dean President: It's a good thing Quisler Wormsley noticed you and informed the faculty before you had a chance to cause any real harm.
Mirabelle: It's not true! You're just jealous of my popularity!
Dean President: Heh heh heh. At last, Mirabelle, I can remove your insufferable presence from this institution! You will be rusticated at once! Rusticated! Depending on the contents of the book, there might even be a criminal prosecution against you for illegal dark magic!