(Mirabelle and Illyricum sit at a lunch table. Mirabelle has the chilitorte in front of her, while Illyricum has a dish of unknown food.)
Mirabelle: I don't think I've seen you around here before.
Illyricum: Yeah, I just got here yesterday. I've been tryin' to make some new friends.
Mirabelle: Really? Then I'll be your friend! I've been looking for some new friends too, since I'm running low on them.
Illyricum: "Running low?" Didja have a fight or somethin'?
Mirabelle: Er, yeah, actually.
Illyricum: Your friends oughta treat you better than that!
(A ninja holding a knife in an odd manner advances on Mirabelle. She ignores this.)
Mirabelle: Well...Narcissa has been my friend for a long time. Maybe it was all a big misunderstanding.
Illyricum: Look behind you!