(Illyricum, Mirabelle, and Juno are eating lunch.)
Illyricum: So have you heard that rumor about the murder?
Mirabelle: Huh? What murder?
Illyricum: I heard some guy named Brutus was killed.
Juno (eating a corn chip-like food): Awucanf waf awwefted for it yefterday [Alucanth was arrested for it yesterday]. *om nom nom*
Mirabelle: Double gasp!!
Mirabelle: But Alucblaaaaare isn't evil! He can't have done that. I'll have to prove his innocence...