Malacoda (sepulchrally): You will remember!
(Mirabelle gets swirly-eyed and speaks in dark tones.)
Mirabelle: i remember. treaty of basilius (637) ended the war of the first wizards' league
Malacoda (normally): Wow, Mirabelle, your sanity is melting way less than I expected. Only 799 more facts to go!
Narcissa: ...Not only is this too slow, it doesn't help the rest of us. (Plus the other obvious issues.) Did *anyone* we know take good notes?
Alucanth: I imagine Wormsley did...although he's not likely to let us read them.
(Mirabelle forms a sly idea.)