(Alucanth looks completely different from his canon self, with a giant, pointy chin, a mullet, a featureless rectangle for a mouth, and a massive hand.)
Alucanth: Brutus! I, Alucanth, actually loved you and not Mirabelle all along. BTW, I will prove this by not listening to anything you say.
(Brutus is now blond and has enormous eyes.)
Brutus (thinking): Ehhhh? Arucanth-san said "I love you". What does that mean? I wonder how Arucanth-san feels about me. Why did he say something so strange? Why does he sometimes hug me?
(Alucanth is talking to Mirabelle, who no longer has a face.)
Brutus (voice-over, seemingly not recognizing Mirabelle): Gasp! Alucanth-san is talking to a female! Why would he do that?! It's time...for *angst*.
Alucanth: I was asking that random girl a question about you! For some reason.
(Empty black panel.)
Caption: Obligatory, interchangeable porn sequence.
Caption: Epilogue: it turned out all of Brutus and Alucanth's parents, brothers, and teachers were gay as well. The end.